Friday, May 11, 2007

Stoopid Yellow Bird

I was napping with Tana before when I had a really assed out dream.

Like, I was all set to take my geo final and was all prepared and then I ended up just sitting down and watching the clock and not realizing it was time to take the final until like 20 minutes later. I called my ride and freaked out saying that now I needed to make up some excuse because I needed to take it on that day because I was moving, maybe I got in to a car accident or something when these fricken birds that thought they were all like gangsta that were apparently living underneath my dresser started harassing me.

Now, it seems I knew these birds since I hated them with such a passion. Anyway, head yellow bird kept making advances at me and like snapping at me with its beak thing. So, naturally after like the 30th time I went to snatch it, it caught my finger and started chowing on it. The brilliant person I am grabbed its neck and started choking it only to realize that like it wasnt easy to kill because it was made of like wire and I ended up tearing all the cartledge/skin/tissue off my finger to where just the bone was there, while the stupid bird stared all crooked at me cuz its neck was broken. I was like you mofo and chucked bits of skin at the stoopid yellow cracked out shithead.

So, there I am, late for my final with the skin of my index finger missing and I'm half panicked and half relieved that I have an injury to explain to my professor why I was late for my final. That's when I woke up all fucked up. I dunno. So, there is that.

Sunday, May 06, 2007

If

And if I had a clue I'd know exactly
What to do
If I were the wiser of the two.

And if I saw it all so clear
I'd write it down and bend your ear
If I were the clearer of the two.

We could take a walk into the
Canyons of the fifth avenue
Sing and Dance
Just to name a few.

All I do
All I do

And if I heared the Angels sing I'd
Sing it back to you and bring the
Sound of heaven ringing just for you

And if I saw the sun fall down
I'd pick it up and make a crown
One that was a perfect fit for you.

We could take a walk
Into the apple orchard by the school
We could make a little residue

We could find a place to stay
A secret little hide away
Spend a little time inside of you

All I do
All I do

All eyes
All eyes


All eyes on you

All I do
All I do
All I do
All I do


RHCP - If

Thursday, May 03, 2007

Thursday Thirteen #18



Thirteen Bath and Body Scents/products I love

1. Japanese Cherry Blossom
2. Midnight Pomegranate (Especially the body butter)
3. Juniper Breeze
4. The C.O. Bigelow Lip Shines (all)
5. Moonlight Path
6. Exotic Coconut
7. Breathe
8. The Lavender and Sage aromatherapy
9. Wexler
10. Flowering Herb (Seasonal)
11. Banana Smoothie
12. Blissful Templetree Moisture Bodybalm
13. Brown Sugar and Fig
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